Oh! Okay so thing that I was thinking about before... Snow White. Think about it. Her skin is white as snow... her hair is ebony black... and she's got like red red lips. It's so weird that she's a Disney heroine and an idea for beauty when that isn't society (as we know it today to be)'s idea of beauty u know??? Think about it. Pale ass chick with hecka dark black hair and bright red lips. It's kind of scary!! But then again, she also made friends with little dwarfs who fell in love with her, and who else would fall in love with someone like that but dwarfs? Other than that Prince Charming Guy but he was pretty damn dull, even if he was "charming". Maybe that's just his name. Mr. Charming. How deceiving. I would so be let down if I dated a guy named like... uhm... (insert random first name) Charming and he turned out to be dull.

Then again, Snow White? Does she have a real first name? That's a stripper name! Vanna White, okay that's not too bad, but Snow? I mean it's not bad... it's kind of flower child... but... ???... again, loss for words.

Did those dwarfs have last names? Or parents? Were they siblings? No girls? What did they do with all those gems? I bet like DeBeers or Tiffany's bought them out or something. The exclusive Dwarf Collection, now at Tiffany's. I'm tired. Can you tell? Bye!