I have the best boyfriend EVER. His jet lagged ass dragged it on over here last night. While I gifted him with some cup o noodles, I tried "kinder bueno"... "mlik and hazlenuts covered in a chocolate covered wafer shell"... those brits know their candy... I watched his video of Buckingham Palace... I still liked the royalty of Disney on Ice Princess Classics better...

School is getting evil... I just feel like everything's going downhill... they're cramming whatever they can before our spring break, I think... who's visiting me during their spring breaks?? GUNA! You know you need to visit me... I'm dying here. Literally.

My father is funny. He said that if we didn't have insurance, he'd let us die. Drugs are expensive, man. I like talking politics. My mom is mean. I told her she'd buy me vegetables for Friday and she mentioned Starbucks. So evil.

My new obsession is bacon. "Yep he's fat, he's a fatty. You don't care that he's so fat that he needs a crane to lift him from his house?" Sorry, that line from You've Got Mail jumped into my mind after I mentioned the bacon thing. I like bacon. And croissants. MMM.