katie holmes is having a baby, man. joey potter. who loved dawson but wound up with pacey. who became the daughter of the president and wore vera wang. she's twenty six. she's pregs. that baby'll be cute tho. she'll have hella nice brown hair.

i want hella nice brown hair. first i need to get my hair cut tho, it's getting gross, but it's not as long as i'd like it to be. but i should get it relayered soon @ regis. and then i'll just @ home dye it, on the boyfriend's behalf. a dark brown, because my eyebrows will still be kind of light. me & my sister have lighter brown eyes too. so yes. no black, cha. no jet black. i'll let that stay within your guys' family.

im sad i didnt get to go to texas for the wedding. it woulda been one hott shindig. the boyfriend has a cavity and he's getting it filled tomorrow. i forgot that drilling is involved and have sufficiently scared him with what i found in these children's websites about keeping your teeth healthy.

rachael ray is getting syndicated. by oprah. like dr. phil was. she's going to be everywhere.

im going to buy the sisterhood of the travelling pants. that's such a great movie. or, i will ask michael to get it for me and i'll write him a cheque. (mimes a square to represent a cheque, like the way mike does when he asks for it @ restaurants)

poor lindsay lohan. maybe she's just a bad driver. or just very unfortunate. either way...

you can make creamed spinach with cream of mushroom soup. i bought italian parsley. basil is expensive. broccoli is on sale. my iced tea is frozen. i have too much in this house.

can you recycle milk cartons?