I can go pee and wash my hands and return to my room in under two minutes.

Did you know that Mango-A-Go-Go makes your pee like, florescent yellow?

Cereal is a great thing. I love it. Millk is a good thing too.

Do you know about Mad Libs? I think Mad Libs is created by a fake writer...a writer who can sort of tell a story but it has all these holes in it and he/she can't complete it. So it's like, oh, I'll print it out and make funny stories out of people finishing the story for me!

I like blogging when I'm eating. I think better.