There's no donkey in Donkey Kong... he's a simian... Monkey Kong?

EVERYONE: wash your hands after you use the bathroom, especially if someone else is there... that's just gross... @ least rub your hands under running water so we can both pretend you're hygenically aware.

I sound like a frog... a frog who's chain smoking through a hole in my neck.

Someone called me fifteen times... from a blocked number... yay my very own stalker!